Seek The Sun In The Pun - (Ref:ComedyC)

SEEK THE SUN IN THE PUN

This song is really serious fun

Even if it is done as a pun

Sing it to your daughter and son

That they may see the real sun

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 260308

http://msi.Rocky101.com

[Rock on for the sun]

No Fun With AIDS - (Ref:UNDP2003)

NO FUN WITH AIDS

AIDS is no fun

For anyone under the sun

Away from AIDS you must run

So that you may eat bread rather than bun

AIDS can cause more damage than a mere gun

And AIDS is no respecter of any man or even nun

So take this message seriously though it may appear as a pun

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 160403

Limericks 2 Lick & Get A Kick @ A Tick Without Stick- 090807

TICK OR TRICK FOR A LIMERICK

When you write your 5-line limerick

It's best done with 5 feet just for kick

Lines 1, 2 & 5 will need three strong feet

Lines 3 & 4 can be balanced with just two feet

Try ending your final punchline with catchy trick

ANY REMEDY FOR BALONEY?

How can one try to write a suitable parody

When it's so difficult to find the right melody

To fit into the ever changing, sad, pathetic tragedy

With some many uncouth villians getting ever ready

To pounce on those who won't accept or swallow their baloney

A RUN FOR YOUR PUN

Imagine someone trying hard to write a simple pun

Attempting continuously to strike a stake under the sun

Without resorting to any free handout for even a bun

Denying the courageous young from any creative fun

By threathening them constantly with water gun

NOTHING MUCH TO SHOUT ABOUT

There are so many things to laugh and joke about

Without us having to wear boxing gloves to get a bout

While some clowns have licenses at top of their heads shout

Just when they boastfully and vainly think they have all the clout

At the right time divine forces will come to clean them all out in a rout

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng 090807 samgoh10@yahoo.com