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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Limericks 2 Lick & Get A Kick @ A Tick Without Stick- 090807

TICK OR TRICK FOR A LIMERICK
When you write your 5-line limerick
It's best done with 5 feet just for kick
Lines 1, 2 & 5 will need three strong feet
Lines 3 & 4 can be balanced with just two feet
Try ending your final punchline with catchy trick
ANY REMEDY FOR BALONEY?
How can one try to write a suitable parody
When it's so difficult to find the right melody
To fit into the ever changing, sad, pathetic tragedy
With some many uncouth villians getting ever ready
To pounce on those who won't accept or swallow their baloney
A RUN FOR YOUR PUN
Imagine someone trying hard to write a simple pun
Attempting continuously to strike a stake under the sun
Without resorting to any free handout for even a bun
Denying the courageous young from any creative fun
By threathening them constantly with water gun
NOTHING MUCH TO SHOUT ABOUT
There are so many things to laugh and joke about
Without us having to wear boxing gloves to get a bout
While some clowns have licenses at top of their heads shout
Just when they boastfully and vainly think they have all the clout
At the right time divine forces will come to clean them all out in a rout
(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng 090807 samgoh10@yahoo.com

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